Theory Of Creation - Part 2 by SacrificeMe, literature
Literature
Theory Of Creation - Part 2
Rome. Not an attractive tourist location under the current emperor. In fact most people try to avoid any location under the emperor, especially after dinner.
It was a pretty foggy morning when the emperor Caesarian Sectionis, more commanly known as Bellyache Salad (although no-one dared say this to his face), awoke and began his morning ritual of throwing bread coated cherry-bombs to the ducks. It never occured to him that cherry-bombs wouldnt be invented for at least 3000 years and that ducks didnt live in Rome...He did however note the unusually thick fog. It was unusual because there wasnt enough surface moisture for at least 400 miles in
Not so very long ago...Tomorrow as i recall...There existed a small mining colony. Where did they live, you might ask? Well if I told you that, I'd be telling you, wouldnt I? Yes thats right, and we cant be having that.
So yes, this mining colony lived about four inches below the surface of my driveway, and lived on dead insects and bits of catfood. Scurrying around one day, Lumorinairetàgical The 3rd, or Lum to his friends and pretty much everyone else, found the jackpot. After returning the pot to Jack, and collecting the $20 reward, he returned home and lived happily ever after until he was run over by our family car, and his friends were
Theory of Creation - Part 1 by SacrificeMe, literature
Literature
Theory of Creation - Part 1
In the beginning, there was the word...
And the Lord said; "Let there be pie!" and there was pie. And the people rejoiced, for the pie was meaty indeed, and famine became a thing of the past. However, one day, an evil hamster stole that pie, and darkness descended.
Now this was a bad time, ya know? Cause when its dark people cant see where they were going...and heaps of people died cause they couldnt see where the edge of the world was, and they fell off. Too bad they hadnt discovered that the world was round yet.
After a few thousand years of people falling off the edge of the world, the Lord finally got around to restoring the electricit
Our ship was a 4 masted clipper. Me and my crew had decided to sail down Queen Street, when I had the sudden urge to practice some Black Magic. Unfortuanately, an anti-racist group heard about my plans and decided to protest, so I compromised and practised Charcoal Magic instead.This however, isn't very affective, so instead of summoning a small, evil spirit, I turned the ship into a frog.
So there we were, hopping down Queen Street, when suddenly, from a nearby McDonalds, a pack of French Fries started to chase us, stopping occasionally to scream "Sacre Bleu!". "Wait a minute", I thought, "what are we running for?". Aloud I called, "Mr. Chr
Expressing this is harder than it seems
How everything is fucked
My past, my future, my dreams
The dark hides the breakdown
The destruction of my life
The point of too much strife
Raise you eyes up to the light
Warmth of day to night
Crumbled shards of heart and soul
In the light restored to whole
Are you taken in?
Everything's ok it's fine
I pretend it so well I almost believe myself
But then I see my heart placed on a shelf
Under lock and key
Where you felt you had the right to put it.
You tell me I'm weak
I cry for silly reasons
For all the words that you've said
And because I'm not perfect
It all swirls in my head
Whenever I'd been in need
You'd hear my plea
You'd come along and rescue me
Your eyes the look of worn leather
Strong and true
Holding us together
In what I thought was forever
YOur love enveloped me
When i thought you set me free
Showed me how things were going to be
They differed from reality
I was so naive
We were just playing make believe
The hurt you caused i would feel
The loss you didn't grieve
The loss of me
The kisses ceased
The punches came
I felt a sense of neglect
I lost my self-respect
I thought you'd be all i'd need
I didn't foresee the arguments
Or the punishments when we would disagree
You t
When I first looked into your eyes,
I began to prophecise,
About the things,
That you and I could say and do...
But as I looked into your eyes,
I soon came to realise,
That these prophecies,
Could never become truth...
So I sat down for some time,
And soon came up with this rhyme,
That's designed to explain my point of view.
But if on the other hand,
You fail to understand,
Then allow me to explain myself to you...
This is my recital,
And I swear it is quite vital,
That you shall all remember what I say.
For I shall not say it twice,
Though I admit it would be nice,
To meander the remainder of the day...
So I sat and I tho
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